MC Hammer sagt:
You can’t touch this
My, my, my idea hits you so hard
Makes me say "Oh, my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a skill to shoot and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oak town
And I'm known as such
And this is a shot, uh, you can't touch
I told you, homeboy
(You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know
(You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man
(You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
(You can't touch this)
Fresh new goals, advance
You gotta like that, now, you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin', hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's goin' on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a hit, uh, they can't touch
Yo, I told you
(You can't touch this)
Why you standin' there, man?
(You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, goal is in, sucker
(You can't touch this)
Give me a cross or pass
Makin' 'em sweat, that's what I'm givin' 'em
Now, they know
You talking' about the Hammer, you talkin' about a show
That's hype and tight
Fans are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the volleys to burn
The table? Legit
If you work hard well you might as well quit
That's word because you know
You can't touch this, you can't touch this
Break it down:
Stop, Hammer time
Go with the funk, it is said
If you can't groove to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves
Run your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah
(You can't touch this)
Look, man
(You can't touch this)
(U Can't Touch This, Text / Lyrics)
MC Stans‘ Hammer schlägt ein, denn Jeff Stans hat die Ruhe weg, ist cool bis ans Herz wie LL Cool J, nimmt den Ball runter und dann – Stop, Hammer Time! – bleibt die Zeit stehen wie bei MC Hammer. Dropkick-Hammer aus dem Stand, ganz gemütlich, eintüten gegen Herakles Almelo, feiern, tanzen. Excelsior! Der Torjubel kostet Jeff Stans mehr Kraft als der geniale Schuss ins Tor… This is it, for a winner: You can’t touch this!